Of Rats and Snakes

What do snakes eat?

About a month ago I launched a website for a local pet food store.  But not to sell dog or cat food. This time it's for frozen rats (and mice). Hey pet snakes need to eat too...yuck.

He's dead, Jim.

 From what I understand...these people, the snake owners, warm up this cold one and dangle it in front of there dear python.

See if you can read the price on this one.

Some of the snakes are picky...they don't like TV dinners, they prefer fresh food.

Yum, yum? Here serpent, time for din, din.

Somehow the naked ones are especially unappealing. The small ones are indeed cute.

Some of these did go for pets. They were just too cute. Um..ok. Somehow the snake owners bought 20 or 30 and the pet people only bought one. Hmm.

So here's what happened. About 2 weeks ago (I know, I am slow at getting my writing done) I went along with the pet food store owner aka The Bradford Feedery, to the Steel City Reptile Expo in Pittsburgh partly to promote the website and partly to unload some snake food. It was a long, fun day and we sold approximately 300 critters. I don't think any ran away although a few tried.

These didn't run away. We had to keep them a little warmer on the trip.

Some very nice displays.

I didn't try any, so I can't vouch for the taste. I am sure it tastes like chicken.

This was an interesting critter at the stand next to us. It is a Crested Gecko.

Jesse inspecting the wares.

I think he saw a snake.

I'll rescue you!  JK

I didn't get a picture of this one. Jesse was standing by a cage with a fairly large snake in it. The snake was hissing and decided to strike at Jesse. Surely that would have been a Kodak moment.

 So if you know someone who needs a pack of one of these (delicious?) feeder rats. Please stop by our website at www.northernrodents.com

Shipping gets expensive with dry ice but considering the fact that you might only feed your snake once a week or once a month, it's really not too bad if you order a larger quantity.

Anyone hungry?

This was all a learning experience with Google Adwords and Facebook ads. But that goes for another post.

I didn't install that...

That's real bad!

How to (not) install junk programs on your computer.

From time to time people bring their computers to me and they tell me, "It's not working right. I get popups and stuff." 

So I slyly ask them, "Did you install anything recently?"

"No, I don't think so." Or they reply, "No, but my [children, cousins, neighbors, etc] used it and when it came back it didn't work right anymore."

Let me guess, you have several toolbars, your home page is either called "MyWebSearch" or "Conduit" and when you click on a link it takes you somewhere unexpected.

So how did you get these programs installed? The unofficial name for them is "PUP" (Potentially Unwanted Programs). I decided to give some illustrations and some removal tips. Perhaps I can save you a few dollars and a trip to the local computer repair shop. Don't worry I don't think I will suffer from a lack of work.

What you need to learn to do is look for extra programs that are trying to "sneak" along with another install. Here are a few...and some are extremely sneaky.

Several culprits

Adobe Flash Player. Flash itself is not a problem but have a look at this:

See the "Optional offers". Even Google likes to get into the act. Simply uncheck the offers.

Ever wonder where McAfee Security Scan comes from?

Java is yet another:

These programs are actually important and useful. 95% (maybe more) of all Windows computer have them installed. But be careful.

Then you have the really sneaky ones:

I decided to download some YouTube video and I found this nifty software called FreeSmartSoft Downloader. Safe? No. I found this in the user agreement :)

(c) Support Services.

FreeSmartSoft may provide you with support services related to the SOFTWARE PRODUCT ("Support Services"). Any supplemental software code provided to you as part of the Support Services shall be considered part of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT and subject to the terms and conditions of this EULA. 

Wonder what "supplemental software" is?

No, Optimizer Pro is not useful.

The next series was from an install of PowerISO, something useful but contained a total of 3 junkware installers. In fact Chrome marked it as malicious. (A little side note: The version I downloaded from CNet was clean, this version was straight from PowerISO's site. Nasty.)

BTW Pay attention to things like this.

Search Protect certainly messes with your internet, it does nothing to protect you.

I guess you can't call them dishonest, but how do you skip this install?

Oh, there it is.

Deja Vu?

Why do they do this? To make money. It's advertising.

Another sneaky trick played by some "legit" download sites is to put an advertisement on their download page that says "DOWNLOAD NOW". Here is an example from bleepingcomputer.com, I clicked on the download button which took me to the download page complete with an ad that is begging me to download something.

The tricky part is that the download will start automatically, but if you are not observant or impatient and you click on the "Start Download" button you will get the next webpage.

Not at all what I wanted to download.

Removal tips

1. Go to Programs and Features and begin uninstalling the junk. To find this screen click on your Start button and type: "Programs" and the icon should appear. This part can be a little tricky because some drivers and required system programs can appear here. I look for programs named Search Protect, Default Tab, Coupon [anything], Savings [something], or any other generically named software published by no one familiar (ie. not Microsoft or Google).
2. Download, install and run MalwareBytes. Make sure you get it from the right place, especially if you are attempting to download straight to an infected computer. www.malwarebytes.org is the correct site. Download the free version and at the last step of the install uncheck the box that says "Malwarebytes Pro Trial". Next run the Malwarebytes scan and quarantine all the items found.
3. Download and run TDSSKiller from Kaspersky. Download from this list. (Sometimes I run this first)
4. If you are having trouble downloading or running #3 and #4, you might have to go for the bigger guns. Try scrolling down to the Kaspersky virus removal tool here. Or Emsisoft standalone scanner from here. Just remember my point about the "Start Download" button. This download starts automatically.
5. If that doesn't work, maybe you do need professional help. No pun intended.
6. There are cases where virus removal leads to other problems. I have had computers where the viruses were removed but the computer was left in a broken state. You may even need to re-install windows or "Reset to Factory".

Prevention Tips

1. Use Firefox or Google Chrome. As noted above Chrome marked the one installer as malicious. These are browsers and essentially replace Internet Explorer.
2. Find the Adblock extension for Firefox or Chrome.  These extension eliminate the ads on the websites you visit. Often times the ads attempt to lure you into clicking on them in order to install their bad programs, and it cleans up the webpage.
3. Run an anti-virus, and please make sure it's getting it's updates. If it says your subscription has expired, you are not getting the updates. Yes I have a preference, but I have found that almost any anti-virus is better than no anti-virus. If you like free you can try Avast, Avira, AVG, Panda Cloud, or Microsoft Security Essentials. If you want something better try Norton, GData, ESET, Trend Micro, or F-Secure.
4. Be observant. Does it look like a junk program? It probably is.
5. Is the site you are visiting a bit sleazy?
6. I really shouldn't have to mention this but it is a well known fact that porn sites are big distributors of viruses...'nuf said.
7. Buy a Mac, Chromebook, or run Linux...ok most of you won't and that's fine :) They are less susceptible, but not perfect.

Huh??

AM or PM?

The other night I was attempting to explain to my son why his alarm went off at midnight.

"That's because it was set for midnight", I explained.
"Nuh-uh!"
(sigh)
"Yes, see it is set for 12 AM"
"But that's not midnight!"
(oh we have AM and PM confused)
"Yes 12 AM is midnight and 12 PM is lunchtime" (that is, of course, if you typically eat at noon like a 7 year old might)
"Huh?!??! No Way"
"Yeah-huh, that's the way it is."

Reluctantly he accepted my explanation and we fixed the alarm so that we don't need to hear "Beep, Beep" at midnight (whether that is AM or PM).

Europe is different?

Today I had a case of "deja vu" with a tech support person from the Netherlands. I was helping him (or he was helping me) schedule a task on a customer's computer and we were discussing when we would like the task to run. I wasn't certain if this client left his computer run all night so I suggested that he set it for noon because he may be out of the office but the computer would most likely be running. To my amusement the cursor changed the time to 12:00 AM.

"Uh, how about we set it for noon."
"Yes that would be 12:00 AM"
"Uh, no, that is midnight"
"No that would be 12:00 PM"
"This is funny, I just had this conversation with my 7 year old" (hopefully he wasn't offended)

By now I am starting to second guess myself, so I quickly muted my phone and ask my co-worker, "Hey, noon is 12 PM, correct?"
"Yes"
Whew!

"Yes, we want to set the time to 12 PM"

By now Mr. Netherlands was starting to see the problem, "Over here we use military time, it's so much easier. Midnight is 00 and noon is 12."
"Ha Ha yeah that would be easier", I laughed.
"And you don't use kilometers, kilos, or liters either. That just blows my mind."
(Oh boy) "Yes we are just crazy Americans."
(mute button, mute button, where is that mute button??)

He was a good sport and we successfully setup the scheduled task to run at noon. I never gave it a thought that Europe doesn't use AM and PM. Guess I learned something new today.

~T